“Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you’re like ‘Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut’. But if it’s like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you pack up and leave.”
i can sit here waiting, all day. but i’m never gonna get that one text, from the one person i need to talk to the most. you completely crushed me, & whats worse, i had to hear all about it from someone else. go fuck yourself